Cranky Federalist, George Washington Respecter
Fri Feb 12 16:16:46 +0000 2021

The Founders on Twitter


-never tweets himself
-account curated by staff
-usually Hamilton using the account
-doesn't follow anyone
-only tweets official statements


-fights with everyone in lengthy threads
-always somehow the first person to show up in Jefferson's replies
-dunk tweets his haters through sock puppet accounts
-sometimes accidentally tweets from the Washington account
-thirsty on main, but only in DMs


-thinks he's he's a Trump-tier poaster, is actually the Lincoln Project
-blocks people for petty reasons
-obviously writes his own tweets bc they're all so obnoxious
-gets ratioed every week
-even other Federalists don't RT him

Lincoln Project in terms of Poasting ability, not, ya know, the other stuff

Fri Feb 12 16:30:13 +0000 2021