A"freeman of the land" in my DM,

"I require you to provide your home address for service of legal papers because you are encouraging vaccination. You will be served and prosecuted by a people's civil court"

#vaccination

He goes on,
"We charge you under article IV of Magna Carta, the one true law of these United Kingdoms and superior to all other laws. You must comply, you are under the jurisdiction of the Queen and her appointed constables"

I sent him the following: "My office address is best for legal papers

Swan Group International. Place Louis Lépine, 1 rue de Lutèce, 75004 Paris France"

He then replied,

"It is the Queen's sovereign law you must provide a UK address, so I sent him.

"12 Millbank, London SW1P 4QE, UK. Knock twice and ask for Ivan"

The idiot came back to me,

"You need to take this seriously. We are patriots, defending our country from Bill Gates and his plans for world sterilization, you are part of that and we are going to stop you. You will not be laughing when we take power and mobilize the Army"

I replied,

"At the risk of oversharing I had a vasectomy a few years back so the sterilization thing is not really an issue for me"

I think he's getting angry now,

"That address you gave is MI5, I suppose you think that's funny. You wont be laughing when our people's militia arrest you for crimes against the Nuremburg Protocals"

I replied,
"Will your militia all be sterile?

He wrote,

"Last chance, what is your UK address?"

I said
"23 Railway Cuttings, East Cheam, Surrey"

He replied
"That's better, expect a visit from a people's constable"

I said,

"If I'm out, ask for me a Fred's pie stall in the town square, they all know me there.

I followed up with

As is written,

"Every man should have the right to speak his mind in
Peace, Battle, War, Flood, Hostilities, Floods, Tempest, Force Majeure and motor car accidents"

Magna Carta, Runnymede, 1793 Henry 8th verses the Barons - Barons talking