I’m sorry, but after 9 years I can’t take it anymore. If you ask *me* why *my* children that *I* grew in *my* body have my last name and not their father’s, you’re going to get a little speech about the patriarchy. So just get comfy. It’s happening.

Have you heard the good news? Women can own property now! There’s literally no reason why baby-naming needs to be patrilineal!