James Bond but in real life:
Bomb goes off. James dies. Or at least his hearing aid will get broken and they discover he needs a hip replacement. The doctor explains that he can't drink anymore because of his bad liver and he's not exactly on the top list to get a transplant.

The many women he's fucked would sue him for sexual harrassment (especially thanks to #MeToo), and it would turn out he has a lot of STDs -- and a lot of children. The child support costs would eat his salary alone, so he has to get a second job.

Any actual James Bond movie would never need to be more than like 2 minutes long. Intro 1min50sec and then he would die. From old age or from whatever attacks him at the beginning of each movie.

Should-be-Retired-man meets 20-something old woman, she falls madly in love with him because he hits her when she's not pleasing him? As a kid I found Bond cool. Now I find myself rooting for the women to actually kill him off, once and for all.